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Iconic More Like Laconic, Am I Right?
Never Use Six Words When 25 Will Do!
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The Future Is Now. But It’s Also the Future. Think About It!
Indianapolis 500
Fancy paints on mem'ry's canvas/Scenes that we hold dear/We recall them in days after/Clearly they appear.
Air Travel
At Least You’re Not Flying Spirit, Am I Right?
Fisking
It’s Obvious if You Don’t Think About It Too Hard
JSG Metapost
In the Sea of Writing Choices, Substack Feels Like a Vortex
OpenAI
Are You Ready to See What You Aren’t Ready to See?
Creepypasta
Who’s Ready for Some Spooky Noodles?
Schadenfreude
Written, Researched, and Cited Entirely by Me
AI Slop
How Am I Supposed to Produce Content? With My OWN Brain? Like a Poor Person?!
Voted Best Website by Waste of Time Magazine
Wait, This List Can’t Be Right, Can It?
We May Need Fun More Than Ever. Luckily, It’s Never Far Away!
Starring Talk Show Host and Middling Former Player Mark DeRosa!
Straight From the Bro Level Archives!
Welcome to The Socialist Synarchism of Saint Germain
30 Years. 1,025 Pokemon. One Favorite?
Presented by My Official Sponsor: SEGA Dreamcast
Guaranteed to Get a Reaction From Your Partner, That’s for Sure
In What Scientists Have Dubbed a “Clickbaitingly Shocking” Twist
Bad Bunny Should Have Stayed in His Lane Like NFL Owners Always Do
Get Ready for a ‘Sizable’ New Problem ;)
And I'm Here to Give Them One!